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Fic: Four Ways Marcella Could Have Ended Up Working For Martin and One Way She Did
Fandom: Grosse Pointe Blank
Pairing: none
Writer: linaerys
Reader: themusecalliope
Rated: G
Summary:Just what it says in the title.
Length: 15:15
Music credit: The English Beat - Mirror in the Bathroom
Cover Art: by me…
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Notes: Thanks to linaerys for permission and sly_hostetter for being a beta goddess. Also, as always, thanks to Paraka for hosting.

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Fic: (you must know that i’ll follow you)
Fandom: Skyfall/Doctor Who
Pairing: Bond/Q
Writer: Paperclipbitch
Reader: themusecalliope
Rated: G
Summary:Bond is a warrior, a vestige of a war already long lost, with nowhere left to turn.
Q tells himself he can’t empathise. (A Bond/Q Doctor Who AU)
Length: 12:50
Music credit: Snow Patrol - The Lightning Strike
Cover Art: by me…
Download: MP3 | Podbook

Notes: Thanks to paperclipbitch for BP and analise010 for a speedy beta. Also, as always, thanks to Paraka for hosting.

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Fic: Mathematics
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Writer: blind_author
Reader: themusecalliope
Rated: PG?
Summary: It isn’t bravery that makes John so willing to risk his life for Sherlock. At least, he doesn’t think it is – it’s just simple mathematics.
Length: 7:05
Music credit: Hurts - Illuminated
Cover Art: by koshvader
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Notes: Thanks to sly_hostetter for being a betaing goddess (and just generally spectacular), and to blind_author for permission and another awesome story.

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I have this thing where I need to have cover art for all of the podbooks in my itunes. So, I’ve made this wee cover art for bronwyn’s podfic of wordstrings’ New Day to Throw Your Chains Away.

One less naked podfic.

Fic: Gravid
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: Sherlock/genderswapped!John
Writer: blind_author
Reader: themusecalliope (me)
Rated: PG-13?
Summary: Written for a prompt. Sherlock and girl!John (Joan) get together. A few months down the line Reichenbach Falls happens. Turns out that Joan was pregnant and she never got to tell him. Sherlock defeats the rest of Moriarty’s organisation in only a few months. The day he arrives back in London is actually the day that Joan is in labour…
Length: 1:40:23
Music credit: Les Fragments de la Nuit - Entre Ciel Et Fer
Cover Art: by me…
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Notes: Thanks to sly_hostetter for being a betaing goddess, and to blind_author for permission and generally being awesome.

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Fic: Scotch, the Fifth
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Mycroft/Lestrade
Author: earlgreytea68
Reader: themusecalliope
Rated: PG?
Summary: The conclusion of the Sally problem.
Length: 23:28
Cover Art: By me. (Manifesty’s series cover art is here)
Music: none
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Notes: Thanks to Paraka for hosting my files. I think Sly betaed this, so kudos to her. And thanks to earlgreytea68 for the cool fic, and letting me record it.

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Fic: Five Times Sherlock’s Gender Didn’t Matter (And One Time It Did)
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)
Pairing: Genderswapped!Sherlock/John
Author: blind_author
Reader: themusecalliope
Rated: R?
Summary: Written for a prompt. Instead of being amused/grateful for John showing up at the end of “A Study In Pink,” Female!Sherlock is coldly furious with John for rescuing her. She gets quite enough of that sexist smothering from her brother and Lestrade, she doesn’t need another man in her life constantly assuming she needs rescuing and protection. Cue John explaining that he didn’t come after Sherlock because she’s a woman, but because she’s an idiot and kind of insane.
Length: 20:28
Cover Art: by sly_hostetter, koshvader, and me
Music: Violin Partita 1 in B - Bouree (by Bach?) - Henryk Szeryng
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Notes: Thanks to blind_author for yet more fab fic, and to Team Podcover for help with the cover art. (Femme!Sherlock is played by Lena Headey on the cover)

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Fic: Marked
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Writer: blind_author
Reader: themusecalliope
Rated: PG?
Summary: A brief interlude set immediately after 5x08. Castiel could have raised Dean from Hell without marking him. He intended to, in fact. But once he’d grasped Dean’s soul, Dean…refused to let go.
Length: 28:09
Music credit: Night Terror - Laura Marling
Cover Art: by me…
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Notes: Thanks to sly_hostetter for being a fab beta, and to blind_author for permission and yet another great story.

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fuckyeahjohnlockpodfics:

Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn’t think much of John Watson.  Until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him.  Featuring Moran being a little too overconfident for his own good, and John being a badass.

Writer: blind author

Reader: themusecalliope

Length: 8:09

Audio: Need a quickie, on a BAMF!John kick, perfect! I love just how fucking cool as a cucumber John sounds as he says about the nasty things he can do to Moran.

Story: BAMF!John! All the while in a granny knitted jumper! That’s my John!

Rating: B, nice little quickie of BAMFness

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:) This was one of my first podfics.

fuckyeahjohnlockpodfics:

John had a plan, and its name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary.

Writer: blindauthor

Reader: themusecalliope

Length: 18:35

Audio: This has been in my `to rec` list for aaaages, bad reccer! It is an old favourite. I love that you can hear the CAPITALS read through out this. The Capitals Are Necessary. Themusecalliope is a great reader, she gets a great dialogue between the characters, and John’s sexual frustration comes across so well.

Story: Too cute, they are both so dense but it all works out <3

Rating: A-, sexually frustrated John is too cute <3

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Thanks for the rec!